The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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