I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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