I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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