just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
