I feel like I'm in dance class right now
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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