just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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