Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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