Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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