My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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