Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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