I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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