I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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