weddingsv make me drug and hornr
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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