I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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