Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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