And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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