he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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