Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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