I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
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When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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