Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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