I want to stick my p in your. b.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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