1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
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Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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