So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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