i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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