maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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