so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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