I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Randomize