ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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