I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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