But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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