Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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