That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
