That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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