for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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