Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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