But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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