so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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