i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
