He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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