so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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