I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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