it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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