its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
