Someone shit on the floor
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize