I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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