THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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