If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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