if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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