my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
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