I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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