I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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