I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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