Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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