I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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