You're my little dorito
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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