can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
We just shotgunned beers for America
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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