Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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