You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I don't think brook has ever known best
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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