I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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